"STEP ONE...Be sure you have had a good night's sleep."
12 hours should suffice.
"Step two...Turn all lights off so the 'feeder' looks funny stumbling around in the dark."
"HA! hahahahaha! Best part ever"
"OK...listen up now...Step three, four, five, six and seven...
Put on your heavy feet and run through the house screaming like your tail is on fire. Use your Siamese voice if you have the gift. This will send her hair standing up on her neck. Grab a hold of the leather couch and go to town. YES!!!! Make sure you dig deep so the popping sound of the leather being removed is good and loud. You will instantly hear her feet hit the floor."
"When she enters the kitchen and turns on the light, be sure you act nonchalant. Play with a ribbon...it melts her wee little heart."
"Hmmm-mmmmm"
"Be patient as she is in a semi-coma at this moment."
"Help speed up the meal by slamming your head into the fork as she tries to dish it out. This will keep her focused and it's just fun to watch."
"Mission accomplished. Chow down!"
"Most importantly, be sure to go to the big bed once you are satisfied. It'll be toasty warm now since the 'feeder' is up for the day."
"I'm just full of suggestions so I'll be back soon."
Hugs, =^..^=
Oh Audrey....you crack me up!
ReplyDeleteDon't tell Deb though....she might not let you post again!
Hilarious.....
You ok Deb?
Cheers!
Linda :o)
Hilarious! And all us cat lovers can relate...
ReplyDeleteI miss my old Satchel now that he's gone, but this all sounds very,very familiar!
ReplyDeleteI just love her expressions...oh, I am LAUGHING!
ReplyDeleteIt's a pitty that my English is so poor - Can't really tell how amused I am by this story and the photos!!!!
ReplyDeleteBeside this, Deb, hope all is well?
greetings
Bärbel
Germany
Ohhh you little sweet Drama Queen Audrey ,you make me smile .
ReplyDeleteElisabeth
You are so wise for one so young...keep it up Audrey!
ReplyDeleteThe REAL Maple Syrup Mob xxxxx
Hee hee
ReplyDeleteYou are a pro, Audrey.
We are taking notes!
Signed,
the kitty brats
I love Audrey's expressions and how she tells it like it is. She should write a book!
ReplyDeleteSo true!!
ReplyDeleteSounds oh so familiar especially the head slamming into the fork! Oh and the semi-coma :-)
ReplyDeleteSo funny, they do have their ways to handle us don't they?
ReplyDeleteOh, Audrey, you are a devil!
ReplyDeleteBeautiful photos and a treat to see a new post. Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteAudrey is so expressive kitties 'round the world get her instructions.
ReplyDeleteWhat a face!!
Audrey love, did you enjoy your Thanksgiving dinner?
Oh Audrey, my Charlie has had this down for ages...well except the leather sofa part. He is more partial to wet nose in the eye and licking my face. Head butts on the fork are not helpful no matter what you say!!
ReplyDeletehugs!
Audrey, you surely look zonked in that first photo! Your momma lets you get away with this activity, you know that...right?
ReplyDeleteJust the right advice, Audrey!
ReplyDeleteDear Audrey,
ReplyDeleteThank you -- my person seems to sleep in a little more since she retired. She seems to think I should be on her schedule. How little they know... -- Lizzie Cosette
Oh my goodness, the pic of Audrey sleeping is so cute! Her little face reminds me of Bagheera in Disney's Jungle Book. Same Siamese cheekbones. She is precious for sure...
ReplyDeleteOh, Audrey, you are just too funny!! lol! Btw, are you the one that passed these tips on to my kitties?
ReplyDeleteAudrey is amazing..... always !!!
ReplyDeleteYour a diamond Audrey! A 24k diamond...
ReplyDeleteAnd..Beautiful to....Bless!x
Wow Audrey with a face like yours and such full instructions cats around the world will be following your advice.
ReplyDeleteWe cat-staff definitely relate! Great post, Audrey.
ReplyDeleteThink you must have been a cat in a former life!
ReplyDeleteLove coming here and finding you in. Darling Audrey!
ReplyDeleteHaha! Audrey clearly has the staff well-trained.
ReplyDeleteOMG, I was hysterical reading this! It sounds so familiar!!! I am so glad "she" was not totally semi-conscious and was able to take pix.... :)
ReplyDeleteMy cats have this drill down pat. Add to instructions: walk heavily over feeder's not quite awake body--this ensures getting her attention.
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