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Thursday, June 26, 2014

My cookies


"AUDREYYYYYY"
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"AUDREYYYYY"

"Oh for heaven's sake...what does she want now?"

                               "WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?"

"ARE YOU AWAKE?"
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"That woman is so daft I could scream."

"Audrey, I found those cookies you heard about on the radio called Audrey's Patisserie but they are for people, not cats.
They have lots of chocolate in them and chocolate is a NO-NO for cats." 
  And by the way, they are very, very...very yummy."

"Did you hear that? And she knows I'm starving. I can't even stand up I'm so hungry."

"Well, now you can see what I have to put up with around here.
My name is Audrey, I am 2 1/2 years old and I need a home where they share their cookies and provide cardboard boxes. 
Text me."

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18 comments:

  1. I laughed out loud at that face!!!

    She looks like my Smoke. :)

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  2. Audrey, you are adorable! Maybe your human will give you some yummy cat snacks instead of those human-grade cookies.

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  3. Hmm, I don't think you look like a cat who's starving, Audrey. In fact, you look sleek and healthy and just the right weight. I think you'd better stay where you are. Life is obviously good there.

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  4. Audrey, you're looking very sweet indeed. Cat snacks would be ideal for you. Chocolate's not good for you though!

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  5. Well I don´t get any cookies over here either , but I do get treats everyday :)
    XOXO

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  6. I could give you some tips on "securing' one of those cookies,Audrey. I'm a cookie thief.
    Love Imogen from the REAL Maple Syrup Mob xxxx

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  7. Oh, Audrey, you made my day!
    Unfortunately there are no chocolate cookies here for kitties either. I think lots of Mommy-kisses should be sufficient. Ha-ha!

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  8. Thanks for the laughs! Loved this!

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  9. I swear she has the most expressive face!!

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  10. Oh I love that face!
    And you Deb....are hilarious!
    I needed a laugh after the day I put in......
    Cheers!
    Linda :o)

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  11. Dear Audrey, Yes, I can definitely see you are a victim of abuse! Life is so hard when you only have two humans to see to your myriad of needs. And only one box to sleep in. Oh, the deprivation of it! Your mama is just going to have to make it all up to you.....

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  12. Now Audrey, I know you are perfectly well cared-for! Such a drama queen. :)

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  13. Audrey, you need to be the star subject of a book your mum will write about you. You'll give this old world some great big smiles.

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  14. Audrey...Your a diamond....Bless!x
    a number one poser...HeHe! And, l
    should know! :>).

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  15. Thanks for putting a smile on my face
    Gail

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  16. LOL! This is so cute!! Audrey, you are a pretty girl. I hope you get some cookies!

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  17. Great pics! Our grey look-a-like cat has only one expression... and that's *dour*. She always looks stern and sullen... even when she's playing.

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