To the lady with thumbs: "The 4 of us don't think you're cooking much lately and we haven't seen you bake in.......forever. We are getting concerned."
"I presume you will eventually not have time to open cans?"
"For the sake of our welfare, I have taken the liberty to place an ad in the local paper for a new home for all of us."
"I'll sit in this box since it is International Box Day and
I expect the phone will start ringing any minute now."
"How will they resist?"
hugs, 4 frail, forgotten waifs