Crazy lady - "Oh, how cute is that. This brings back memories when I was a little girl."
Audrey - "I'm praying she hasn't found a kitten under the island or somethin' when she scoops me up (with quite force, I must say) to show me this...
"Look Audrey, a miniature tea-pot. A little something extra in the tea-bag box."
Then she screams, "And it has feet."
Now I ask you...Is this woman off her nut?