"STEP ONE...Be sure you have had a good night's sleep."
12 hours should suffice.
"Step two...Turn all lights off so the 'feeder' looks funny stumbling around in the dark."
"HA! hahahahaha! Best part ever""OK...listen up now...
Step three, four, five, six and seven...
Put on your heavy feet and run through the house screaming like your tail is on fire. Use your Siamese voice if you have the gift. This will send her hair standing up on her neck. Grab a hold of the leather couch and go to town. YES!!!! Make sure you dig deep so the popping sound of the leather being removed is good and loud. You will instantly hear her feet hit the floor."
"When she enters the kitchen and turns on the light, be sure you act nonchalant. Play with a ribbon...it melts her wee little heart."
"Be patient as she is in a semi-coma at this moment."
"Help speed up the meal by slamming your head into the fork as she tries to dish it out. This will keep her focused and it's just fun to watch."
"Mission accomplished. Chow down!"
"Most importantly, be sure to go to the big bed once you are satisfied. It'll be toasty warm now since the 'feeder' is up for the day."
"I'm just full of suggestions so I'll be back soon."