"Hey, is anybody there?"
"Oh, there you are."
"I've been feeling very lonely today. Everyone left with tool boxes and grubs on and we cats have been home trying to survive without our servants here."
"I ate all the measly bit of food she left us." burp!
"I've already napped 'til I can't nap no more."
"I even worked in a new box while wearing airplane ears."
"And I stole Aunt Sierra's blankie""AND, I put lots of hair on someone's bed duvet."
"And I'm still really bored and neglected."
"There's nothing left to do but sleep with my mom."
"I'll call the OSPCA when I wake up. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"