Friday, August 3, 2012

Defective Humans

It's despicable what they've done to my fur-belly
And these 'time-outs' are deplorable.

My humans are diddlies, deficient, downright dreadful.
They say it is necessary to rest.
Down with their rather dubious claims.
                                                           AA aka Audacious Audrey


  1. You will be glad [!] to have Audrey back at her most audacious best--I don't think this sobering interlude will permanently affect her purr-sonality!

  2. Awww, Audacious Audrey, look what they've done to that fine fur belly. And keeping you stuck in a room when you need to be roaming the world---no wonder you're reduced to fierce language! Hang in there. Your beauty is not diminished in the least, and your mom loves you and is trying to take good care of you. Becky

  3. I giggled when I saw the title of the post. Poor Audrey. It's for your own good little one!

  4. Oh she looks sad on the first picture with no fur on her stomach. Have a nice weekend.


  5. Oh how I wish I could get you to photograph my cats! You have such a rare talent for capturing their beauty and personality. How do you do that?

    1. Just wait for the moment, Ms Sparrow. You can never set them up. You must go to them.

  6. Hey sweet little Audrey.I love those beautiful pictures.In a few weeks you forgotten what they done with your belly .Take care you sweet little cat
    XXX Elisabeth

  7. cats always seem to know best! poor audrey, hang in there!

  8. We love you, Audrey. Take care with your tummy. You'll be well soon. Prayers and purrs for you from us.

  9. Awww, poor Audrey!
    I would play with you and brush you if I could...
    Practise patience!
    Sending kitty hugs!

  10. I don't blame audacious Audrey for complaining. She is such a sweetheart and pretty soon, she'll be feeling much better.

    Hugs to both of you ~ FlowerLady

  11. Aw, poor Audrey. We can't believe the humans did that to you.

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