"Nope, that doesn't make me go any faster."
It's been a long day without their family home and let's face it, it's kind of boring for most cats, once they are done their tenth nap of the day, so they want dinner....NOW!
I do my best.
"And how has your day been?"
=^..^= =^..^= "Spare us the dialogue and get the cans open."
Walking down the hall with cats doing figure-eights between your legs is no easy feat. But, after eighteen years in this business, you know what works. Sometimes it's a bit of a shuffle or maybe it resembles a drunken sailor heading home. But, I get the food where it's going and then all is well in the cat world.
"Thanks for dinner, cat-sitter"