"I've always thought that if I was to adopt another cat I would name him Pierre."
"Good lord...Am I hearing right?"
"Last year, I found this beautiful lug bowl in a thrift shop to add to my ever-increasing dish collection."
"Wouldn't it make the cutest kitty dish for Pierre, the puddytat?"
Some of you are thinking..."NO...don't do it."
"I eat off a nameless yellow dish and suffer lack of attention greatly. Who is she kidding?"
"Really, Audrey? Could this be why you feel the need to smack my face at 4am every single morning?
Jump from the dresser over the bed to the window sill then on to my head.
Shall we call the SPCA?"
"HA!..I already called them."
"Would a new bowl with your name on it for Valentine's Day change your mind?"
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