"Deb is down with the flu
and I'm getting nervous.
It's really quite pathetic.
"I've put a call in to the OSPCA just to be sure they check in here and see that my needs are met."
"The retired-guy can feed me but he doesn't realize all the intricat details to my day.
I have a lot of small parts.
And my moms are too sleepy to care."
"I don't care."